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1:12:09
You see, Bob, I will not be defeated.
1:12:13
I will negotiate and compromise,
but defeat...?

1:12:20
Cigarette, Bob?
1:12:21
Sorry. Didn't realise
you were in a straitjacket.

1:12:50
Honey?
Catherine Tomsky's on the phone.

1:12:56
Hello?
1:12:58
What?
1:12:59
No. No!
1:13:03
- Son of a bitch!
- Where's Bob?

1:13:05
Son of a bitch!
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Honey, where's Bob?
1:13:11
What about Bob?
1:13:18
"Is it male or female?"
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He says, "Female.
Do you think I'm weird?"

1:13:26
That reminds me
of my favourite poem, which is

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"Roses are red, violets are blue,
1:13:32
I'm a schizophrenic and so am I."
1:13:49
A psychiatrist has a patient.
He draws a circle and says,

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"What do you think of
when you see this?" He says, "Sex."

1:13:56
That's not the joke yet. Wait.
1:13:58
He draws a tree and says
"What about that?" He says, "Sex."


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