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- Son of a bitch!
- Where's Bob?
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Son of a bitch!
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Honey, where's Bob?
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What about Bob?
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"Is it male or female?"
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He says, "Female.
Do you think I'm weird?"
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That reminds me
of my favourite poem, which is
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"Roses are red, violets are blue,
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I'm a schizophrenic and so am I."
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A psychiatrist has a patient.
He draws a circle and says,
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"What do you think of
when you see this?" He says, "Sex."
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That's not the joke yet. Wait.
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He draws a tree and says
"What about that?" He says, "Sex."
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He draws a car, a house.
"Sex, sex, sex."
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The doctor says, "You're obsessed."
1:14:06
The patient says,
"You're drawing the dirty pictures!"
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I'm giving you back your admitting
form to save any embarrassment.
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Embarrassment?
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Catherine, you have been duped
by a textbook narcissist.
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A brilliant sociopath...
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Brilliant enough to dupe
my entire staff? I doubt that.
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It's perfectly natural for a patient
to bond with his analyst...
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- It's not...
- If you want to be rid of him,
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just say you won't treat him.
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That's easy for you to say.
The man is human Krazy Glue.
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You should never have let him sleep
in your pyjamas.
1:14:40
I can't believe I'm hearing this!
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- Relax, Leo.
- I'm relaxed!
1:14:45
- Take a vacation.
- I'm on vacation!
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Maybe you should check in here for
a few days. Get a handle on things.
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It was an interesting morning.
Fruitful.