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Whoa! Does it feel good to be outta there!
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I'm telling ya, nice to be back, ladies and gentlemen.
Hi, where ya from?
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What's your name?
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Uh, Al--uh--Aladdin.
-Aladdin!
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Hello, Aladdin. Nice to have you on the show.
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Can we call you 'Al?' Or maybe just 'Din?'
Or how bout Laddi? Sounds like 'Here, boy!
C'mon, Laddi!'
:34:18
I must have hit my head harder than I thought.
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Do you smoke? Mind if I do?
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Oh, sorry Cheetah--hope I didn't singe the fur!
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Yo, Rugman! Haven't seen you in a few millennia!
Slap me some tassel!
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Say, you're a lot smaller than my last master.
Either that or I'm gettin' bigger.
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Look at me from the side--do I look different to you?
-Wait a minute! I'm--your master?
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That's right! He can be taught!!
What would you wish of me,
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the ever impressive, the long contained,
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often imitated, but never duplicated--
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Duplicated, duplicated, duplicated, duplicated, duplicated, duplicated, duplicated, duplicated, duplicated.
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Genie Of The Lamp!
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Right here direct from the lamp,
right here for your enjoyment wish fulfillment.Thank youuuuu!
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Wish fulfillment?
-Three wishes to be exact.
And ix-nay on the wishing for more wishes.
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Uno, dos, tres.No substitutions, exchanges or refunds.
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Now I know I'm dreaming.
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Master, I don't think you quite realize what you've got here!
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So why don't you just ruminate,
whilst I illuminate the possibilities.
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Well Ali Baba had them forty thieves
Scheherazadie had a thousand tales,
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But master you in luck 'cause up your sleeve,
You got a brand of magic never fails!
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You got some power in your corner now
Some heavy ammunition in your camp
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You got some punch, pizzazz, yahoo and how,
See all you gotta do is rub that lamp, and I'll say
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Mister Aladdin sir, What will your pleasure be?
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Let me take your order, jot it down
You ain't never had a friend like me!
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Life is your restaurant, and I'm your maitre' d!