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Wish fulfillment?
-Three wishes to be exact.
And ix-nay on the wishing for more wishes.
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Uno, dos, tres.No substitutions, exchanges or refunds.
:35:16
Now I know I'm dreaming.
:35:17
Master, I don't think you quite realize what you've got here!
:35:20
So why don't you just ruminate,
whilst I illuminate the possibilities.
:35:27
Well Ali Baba had them forty thieves
Scheherazadie had a thousand tales,
:35:32
But master you in luck 'cause up your sleeve,
You got a brand of magic never fails!
:35:36
You got some power in your corner now
Some heavy ammunition in your camp
:35:42
You got some punch, pizzazz, yahoo and how,
See all you gotta do is rub that lamp, and I'll say
:35:47
Mister Aladdin sir, What will your pleasure be?
:35:51
Let me take your order, jot it down
You ain't never had a friend like me!
:35:56
Life is your restaurant, and I'm your maitre' d!
:36:00
C'mon whisper what it is you want
You ain't never had a friend like me.
:36:05
Yes sir, we pride ourselves on service
You're the boss, the king, the shah!
:36:10
Say what you wish, it's yours! True dish
How about a little more Baklava?
:36:15
Try some of column 'A'Try all of column 'B'
:36:19
I'm in the mood to help you dude
You ain't never had a friend like me
:36:32
Can your friends do this?
Do your friends do that?
:36:37
Do your friends pull this
out their little hat
:36:42
Can your friends go poof!
:36:44
Well looky here
:36:47
Can your friends go Abracadabra, let 'er rip
And then make the sucker disappear?
:36:52
So don't you sit there slack jawed, buggy eyed
I'm here to answer all your midday prayers
:36:57
You got me bona fide, certified,
You got a genie for a charg d'affairs!