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C'mon whisper what it is you want
You ain't never had a friend like me.
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Yes sir, we pride ourselves on service
You're the boss, the king, the shah!
:36:10
Say what you wish, it's yours! True dish
How about a little more Baklava?
:36:15
Try some of column 'A'Try all of column 'B'
:36:19
I'm in the mood to help you dude
You ain't never had a friend like me
:36:32
Can your friends do this?
Do your friends do that?
:36:37
Do your friends pull this
out their little hat
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Can your friends go poof!
:36:44
Well looky here
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Can your friends go Abracadabra, let 'er rip
And then make the sucker disappear?
:36:52
So don't you sit there slack jawed, buggy eyed
I'm here to answer all your midday prayers
:36:57
You got me bona fide, certified,
You got a genie for a charg d'affairs!
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I got a powerful urge to help you out
So what you wish I really want to know
:37:05
You got a list that's three miles long, no doubt,
Well So all you gotta do is rub like so, and oh!
:37:11
Mister Aladdin, sir, have a wish or two or three
:37:15
I'm on the job, you big nabob
:37:18
You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend
:37:19
You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend, You ain't
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Never...
:37:23
Had a...
:37:24
Friend...
:37:26
like...me!
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PLJESAK
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So what'll it be, master?
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You're gonna grant me any three wishes I want, right?
-Ah, almost. There are a few provisos, a couple of quid pro quos
:37:52
Like?
-Ah, rule number one: I can't kill anybody.
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So don't ask.
Rule number two: I can't make anybody fall in love
with anybody else.