:07:00
...my secretary will phone this guy up
from the name on his license.
:07:04
Let the guy come and get his wallet.
Make sure you get a reward.
:07:08
You deserve a reward.
:07:10
Spare some change, sir?
:07:11
No way, fella. Not a chance.
:07:13
Resist the urge to be nice
to those people.
:07:16
They're con artists.
Take advantage of the soft heart.
:07:19
A lot of them are better off
than the rest of us.
:07:21
Look out for number one.
It sounds harsh...
:07:24
...but it's a goddamn jungle out there.
:07:27
You got to keep a low profile.
:07:29
Right?
:07:30
A low profile.
:07:43
Hey, Bernie. Where you been, pal?
:07:45
Some guys been looking for me, Chick?
:07:48
Spanish kind of guys?
:07:51
Business thing.
Give me a seven and seven, will you?
:07:57
Five days now, I don't see you?
:07:59
It's because I'm up to my ass in shit.
I'm broke because I got legal problems.
:08:04
Nobody was asking for me, huh?
:08:07
Nope.
:08:08
Legal problems?
:08:10
You gotta have a good attorney.
:08:14
She's just out of law school. A couple
years older than my kid, for chrissake.
:08:19
You got a kid?
:08:20
How old's your kid?
:08:22
Nine, I think. Maybe 10.
:08:24
Yeah, 10. Nice kid.
:08:27
You got a 10-year-old attorney, Bernie?
:08:31
I can't afford no better.
:08:33
My ex, she attached my paycheck
for child support payments.
:08:38
You looking for Bernie LaPlante
by any chance?
:08:41
You have a kid?
:08:42
Kids are so young.
They don't know nothing yet.
:08:45
When you're a kid, you think
you'll grow up to be wonderful...
:08:48
...instead of an asshole,
like everybody else.
:08:51
We're all assholes?
:08:53
When I was a kid, I thought I was gonna
be this fantastic, heroic human being.
:08:58
Are you Bernie LaPlanta?