:06:00
Was he ever in the Nam,
this guy Elliott?
:06:03
The "Nam"? What's that?
:06:05
It was this war, Vietnam.
:06:07
Doesn't matter.
:06:10
Were you in it? In the war?
:06:12
- You didn't see that picture?
- What picture?
:06:14
Me in my uniform.
Used to be over the fireplace.
:06:20
In public restrooms,
you're always standing in piss.
:06:23
It don't matter to you.
You got sneakers.
:06:25
But I'm standing in piss
in very expensive shoes.
:06:28
I don't want piss on them.
I want to protect them.
:06:31
It's a breakdown in custodial services.
:06:33
Look, somebody lost their wallet.
:06:35
What?
:06:44
- Wait a minute.
- To give it to the manager.
:06:47
He pockets the dough,
throws the wallet away.
:06:49
We'll go out back. Most people who work
in supervisory positions are crooks.
:06:54
You didn't pay.
:06:55
The waiter knows me.
I got an account here.
:06:58
Tomorrow, when I get to the office...
:07:00
...my secretary will phone this guy up
from the name on his license.
:07:04
Let the guy come and get his wallet.
Make sure you get a reward.
:07:08
You deserve a reward.
:07:10
Spare some change, sir?
:07:11
No way, fella. Not a chance.
:07:13
Resist the urge to be nice
to those people.
:07:16
They're con artists.
Take advantage of the soft heart.
:07:19
A lot of them are better off
than the rest of us.
:07:21
Look out for number one.
It sounds harsh...
:07:24
...but it's a goddamn jungle out there.
:07:27
You got to keep a low profile.
:07:29
Right?
:07:30
A low profile.
:07:43
Hey, Bernie. Where you been, pal?
:07:45
Some guys been looking for me, Chick?
:07:48
Spanish kind of guys?
:07:51
Business thing.
Give me a seven and seven, will you?
:07:57
Five days now, I don't see you?
:07:59
It's because I'm up to my ass in shit.
I'm broke because I got legal problems.