:28:00
You got a week and a half,
two weeks tops. Then you're gone.
:28:03
You're history, and no lawyer
in the world can help you.
:28:06
Ted is here to keep you out
of trouble while you're among us.
:28:18
[Sighs]
:28:20
You must have messed up
pretty bad to deserve me, huh, Ted?
:28:24
[Scoffs]
:28:27
Look, kid.
:28:30
I'm a cop, okay?
:28:33
Personally, I think you patrol
specials are door-rattling jokes.
:28:35
Now, we can talk,
:28:38
we can tell each other lies,
we might even become friends.
:28:42
But in the next two weeks, if you do
anything that makes me look bad,
:28:45
I'll break you in half, okay?
:28:50
You get laid much, Ted?
:28:54
What do you mean?
:28:58
What do I mean?
[Chuckles]
:29:03
Uh, Ted, before we go,
I gotta run to the "toidey."
I'll meet you back here.
:29:07
You...
"Toidey"?
:29:10
Well, I'm sure Ted is the victim
of an unhappy childhood,
:29:14
and, some day, some psychiatrist
could release the caring human
that's struggling to get out.
:29:18
But right now,
I don't have the time.
:29:20
Could you please tell me where
the Narcotics Division is?
:29:23
Thank you.
:29:26
[George]
All right, all right, Doug.
I'll be honest with you.
:29:28
Ever since my brother passed away,
I'm having a bit of trouble sleeping.
:29:33
Mm-hmm.
:29:38
Doug said half of one of these
would make you sleep...
:29:41
like you had a tit
in your mouth for eight hours.
:29:45
I don't know.
Ted's a pretty big guy, isn't he?
:29:49
Should I? Yeah, sure.
:29:55
Better to be safe.
:29:58
Stir it up.