1:13:00
and you were
in love with her
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but she really never
was in love with you,
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you will love her for
the rest of your life,
1:13:09
and she will hate you
for the rest of hers.
1:13:19
Great.
1:13:32
How does it work?
1:13:35
She said drink from
the same cup, then kiss.
1:13:38
Five minutes later,
it will take effect.
1:13:40
If your heart is willing and can
be pleased, wait and listen,
1:13:43
and you'll hear a song
from the breeze.
1:13:46
So if you're willing
to fall in love,
1:13:49
and five minutes
after the big smooch,
1:13:51
you'll hear
this wind musical thing,
1:13:53
and whoosh,
you're in love forever.
1:13:56
If your heart is stubborn
like the heart of a fool,
1:14:00
you will taste
the sweat of a mule.
1:14:02
So if you're an asshole
and not willing to commit,
1:14:06
then five minutes
after the kiss,
1:14:08
you'll taste mule sweat,
1:14:09
which, I imagine,
is terrible.
1:14:11
So if I take this potion
with Diane,
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I kiss her,
five minutes later...
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assuming that she's
still in love with me...
1:14:18
number nine
will override number eight,
1:14:20
no matter how much
Gary takes number eight.
1:14:22
That's assuming
she's in love with me.
1:14:25
Paul...
1:14:27
And this is the reason
why you guys are here...
1:14:30
Diane's not talking to me,
1:14:31
so she's not going to
willingly take the potion.
1:14:34
I'm going
to need your help.
1:14:35
The plan is very simple.
1:14:37
We go to her house,
I knock on the door...
1:14:40
You guys wait
on the foyer...
1:14:42
If she answers, I burst in.
You guys follow.
1:14:45
If she doesn't,
we knock down the door,
1:14:48
grab her, hold her down,
I tickle her knee,
1:14:50
and her mouth will open.
1:14:53
I force the potion in,
get her to swallow it.
1:14:56
I kiss her. Then we wait
for five minutes.
1:14:59
Of course, getting her
to swallow