1:14:00
you will taste
the sweat of a mule.
1:14:02
So if you're an asshole
and not willing to commit,
1:14:06
then five minutes
after the kiss,
1:14:08
you'll taste mule sweat,
1:14:09
which, I imagine,
is terrible.
1:14:11
So if I take this potion
with Diane,
1:14:13
I kiss her,
five minutes later...
1:14:15
assuming that she's
still in love with me...
1:14:18
number nine
will override number eight,
1:14:20
no matter how much
Gary takes number eight.
1:14:22
That's assuming
she's in love with me.
1:14:25
Paul...
1:14:27
And this is the reason
why you guys are here...
1:14:30
Diane's not talking to me,
1:14:31
so she's not going to
willingly take the potion.
1:14:34
I'm going
to need your help.
1:14:35
The plan is very simple.
1:14:37
We go to her house,
I knock on the door...
1:14:40
You guys wait
on the foyer...
1:14:42
If she answers, I burst in.
You guys follow.
1:14:45
If she doesn't,
we knock down the door,
1:14:48
grab her, hold her down,
I tickle her knee,
1:14:50
and her mouth will open.
1:14:53
I force the potion in,
get her to swallow it.
1:14:56
I kiss her. Then we wait
for five minutes.
1:14:59
Of course, getting her
to swallow
1:15:01
is going to be
the toughest part
1:15:04
'cause, hey, you know,
women don't want to swallow.
1:15:07
Sorry. Uh...
1:15:09
Oh, also, if Gary is there,
1:15:12
it's going to get physical,
1:15:14
'cause, uh...
1:15:15
But there are four of us,
1:15:17
and I think we can
take him...
1:15:20
unless he has a gun,
1:15:22
but chances
are pretty remote.
1:15:23
You guys have any questions?
1:15:28
What? What?
What's with that look?
1:15:30
You don't believe me?
1:15:31
It's not a matter
of not believing you.
1:15:34
It's just...
1:15:36
I think it is a matter
of not believing you.
1:15:39
Not only that,
but you're asking us
1:15:42
to break
a number of laws...
1:15:44
breaking and entering,
assault, battery.
1:15:46
Ron, do you
believe me?
1:15:49
I'd sooner believe
the Single Bullet Theory.
1:15:59
[Knock On Door]