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:05:00
Right!
:05:03
- We've changed that, have we, dear?
- No, dear.

:05:06
- That's what I've always been doing?
- I wouldn't say that, Dotty.

:05:11
How about the words?
Am I getting some of them right?

:05:15
Some of them have
a very familiar ring.

:05:18
- It's like a slot machine up here.
- I know that.

:05:22
I never know what's going
to come out:

:05:26
three oranges
or two lemons and a banana.

:05:28
Anyway, it's not midnight yet,
and we don't open till tomorrow.

:05:32
- You're holding the receiver.
- Right.

:05:36
"Squire, Squire, Hackham
and...hold on!" and noises off.

:05:41
Squire, Squire, Hackham... Hold on!
Hanging up the phone.

:05:45
Put your feet up for two minutes
and they come running after you.

:05:51
- Hold it!
- This is her afternoon off.

:05:54
- Hold it, Garry. Dotty!
- We've got the place to ourselves.

:05:58
- Wow!
- Hold it, Brooke.

:06:00
- Dotty!
- Come back?

:06:03
Yes, and go out with the newspaper.
:06:06
The newspaper.
Oh, the newspaper.

:06:10
Hang up the phone, leave the sardines
and go out, with the newspaper.

:06:15
- Here.
- Sorry.

:06:17
- Don't worry. It's just the tech.
- It's the dress, Garry.

:06:22
- When was the tech?
- When's the dress? We open tomorrow.

:06:26
We're thinking of it as the tech.
:06:28
- It's the words.
- Don't worry about the words.

:06:32
And that accent.
It's like oranges and lemons.

:06:35
Your words are fine. Better than the...
you know? Isn't that right?

:06:40
- Sorry?
- I mean, OK, he's the...

:06:43
But, Dotty, you've been playing
this kind of part for, well, I mean...

:06:47
Jesus, Dotty, you know?
:06:49
Garry and Brooke are off,
Dotty is holding the receiver.

:06:54
We open tomorrow,
we've only had two weeks rehearsal,

:06:58
we don't know where we are,
but here we are.


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