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:04:04
And they've got colour here, and it's
the Royal...you know, the horse race.

:04:09
Where's the paper?
:04:11
If it's about letting the house,
you'll have to ring the house agents.

:04:17
Squire, Squire, Hackham and...
Who's the other one?

:04:21
No, they're next to the phone
in the study.

:04:24
Squire, Squire, Hackham and...
Hold on! I'll go and look.

:04:29
As soon as you take
the weight off your feet,

:04:32
down it all comes on your head.
:04:35
And I take the sardines...
No, I leave the sardines...

:04:39
No, I take the sardines.
:04:41
You leave the sardines
and you hang up the phone.

:04:45
Yes, right. I hang up the phone.
:04:49
- And you leave the sardines.
- I leave the sardines?

:04:53
You leave the sardines.
:04:56
I hang up the phone
and I leave the sardines?

:05:00
Right!
:05:03
- We've changed that, have we, dear?
- No, dear.

:05:06
- That's what I've always been doing?
- I wouldn't say that, Dotty.

:05:11
How about the words?
Am I getting some of them right?

:05:15
Some of them have
a very familiar ring.

:05:18
- It's like a slot machine up here.
- I know that.

:05:22
I never know what's going
to come out:

:05:26
three oranges
or two lemons and a banana.

:05:28
Anyway, it's not midnight yet,
and we don't open till tomorrow.

:05:32
- You're holding the receiver.
- Right.

:05:36
"Squire, Squire, Hackham
and...hold on!" and noises off.

:05:41
Squire, Squire, Hackham... Hold on!
Hanging up the phone.

:05:45
Put your feet up for two minutes
and they come running after you.

:05:51
- Hold it!
- This is her afternoon off.

:05:54
- Hold it, Garry. Dotty!
- We've got the place to ourselves.

:05:58
- Wow!
- Hold it, Brooke.


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