1:13:04
I'm sorry, but you've got to hear
because I'm pregnant.
1:13:12
And curtain!
1:13:34
If you thought Miami Beach was as
bad as it could get, you were mistaken.
1:13:39
Things got a lot worse backstage
by the time we got to Spartanburg.
1:13:44
After Spartanburg was Lynchburg.
1:13:47
After Lynchburg,
Parkersburg and Petersburg.
1:13:51
After Parkersburg and Petersburg,
1:13:54
there was Peter-Piper-picked-a-peck-
of-pickled-peppers-burg.
1:14:00
But nothing could have prepared us
for the final horror.
1:14:06
Cleveland.
1:14:28
I'm something you'll never be,
and that's a star!
1:14:32
Your cockney accent sounds
like Dolly Parton.
1:14:35
Stay away from Freddy!
He never did anything to you!
1:14:39
- Garry was using you!
- Quiet!
1:14:44
Hold on! I'm coming!
Hold your horses. I'll be right there.
1:14:51
Hold on! I can't get sardines
off the floor and answer the phone.
1:14:55
I've only got one leg.
1:14:58
Hello?