:09:01
...or do I tell Rita I know
about Tony and Jennifer?
:09:04
Tony will tell Jennifer I was
dating Rita when I was with her.
:09:08
How does stuff get so complicated?
I don't know.
:09:12
Sometimes I wish it was as simple as
this postcard somebody sent me once.
:09:21
Isn't that great?
:09:27
I don't know. I think...
:09:30
Cliff! I'm talking here, man.
:09:35
I'm back to the beginning.
:09:37
My dad left home when I was 8.
He said to me:
:09:40
"Have fun. Stay single."
:09:44
I was 8.
:09:47
My mom's a teacher. She took me
to a doctor to learn about sex.
:09:51
He was from Boston.
:09:52
The father and the mother
have finally learned to come together.
:09:58
The father inserts his penis...
:10:02
You do know what the penis is,
don't you, Steve?
:10:08
The father inserts the penis
into the mother's vagina.
:10:13
This is called intercourse,
and what comes out is called sperm.
:10:19
And then, the man keeps moving until
something squirts out of his penis.
:10:24
-What?
-Yeah, what comes out?
:10:27
-Spam!
-Oh, man!
:10:33
So maybe it was never simple.
I'll tell you this...
:10:37
...for the next three years,
I'm going to concentrate on work.
:10:42
Work is the only thing
I have complete control over.
:10:47
Work.
:10:48
I gotta go.