The Muppet Christmas Carol
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- He's very generous to charities.
- My dear nephew!

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At this festive season
of the year. Mr Scrooge...

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many of us feel that we must take care
of our poor and homeless.

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And are there no prisons?
No poorhouses?

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Oh. Plenty of those. Sir.
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Oh! Excellent!
For a moment. I was worried.

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Some of us are endeavouring to raise
a fund for the poor and the homeless.

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What might I put you down for?
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- Nothing.
- You wish to remain anonymous?

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I wish to be left alone.
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I do not make merry
myself at Christmas.

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- That certainly is true.
- And I cannot afford
to make idle people merry.

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That is certainly not true.
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Don't you have other things to do
this afternoon. My dear nephew?

:12:41
Sadly. I do. Uncle.
So I shall make my donation...

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and leave you to make yours.
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Thank you so very much.
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Oh. Uncle. Come and have Christmas
dinner with me and Clara tomorrow.

:12:53
- Why ever did you get married?
- Why? Because I fell in love.

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That's the only thing in the world
sillier than a merry Christmas.

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It's no use. Uncle. I shall keep
my Christmas humour to the last.

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A merry Christmas to you
and a happy New Year.

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- Merry Christmas. Fred.
- Merry Christmas. Bob.

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Humbug!
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Now. Then. Sir.
about the donation?

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Well. Now. Let's see.
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I know how to treat the poor.
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My taxes go to pay
for the prisons and the poorhouses.

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- The homeless must go there.
- But some would rather die.

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If they'd rather die.
then they'd better do it...

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and decrease the surplus population!
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Oh. Dear. Oh. Dear.
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- Oh. Dear. Oh. Dear.
- This is the door. You may use it.

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All right. Beaker. Come along.
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I think we've taken enough
of Mr Scrooge's time.

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Oh. Dear. Dear. Dear.

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