The Muppet Christmas Carol
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Look! It's Ebenezer Scrooge.
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Looking older and
more wicked than ever.

:24:22
I knew he wouldn't disappoint us.
:24:29
Who are you?
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In life.
we were your partners. Jacob...

:24:33
And Robert Marley!
:24:35
It looks like you.
but I don't believe it!

:24:39
Why do you doubt your senses?
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Because a little thing
can affect them.

:24:44
A slight disorder of the stomach
can make them cheat.

:24:47
You may be a bit
of undigested beef...

:24:49
a blob of mustard.
a crumb of cheese.

:24:53
Yes. There's more of gravy
than of grave about you!

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- "More of gravy than of grave"?
- What a terrible pun.

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- Where do you get those jokes?
- Leave comedy to the bears. Ebenezer.

:25:08
Please. Jacob. Robert.
don't criticize me.

:25:12
You always criticize me!
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- We were always heckling you.
- It's good to be heckling again.

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It's good to be doing anything again.
:25:22
Why do you come to me?
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We're Marley and Marley
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Avarice and greed
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We took advantage of the poor
Just ignored the needy

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We specialized in causing pain
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Spreading fear and doubt
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And if you could not pay the rent
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We simply threw you out
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There was the year we evicted
the entire orphanage!

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I remember the little tykes
all standing in the snowbank.

:25:49
With their little
frostbitten teddy bears.

:25:56
We're Marley and Marley
:25:58
Our hearts were painted black

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