The Muppet Christmas Carol
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- Where do you get those jokes?
- Leave comedy to the bears. Ebenezer.

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Please. Jacob. Robert.
don't criticize me.

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You always criticize me!
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- We were always heckling you.
- It's good to be heckling again.

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It's good to be doing anything again.
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Why do you come to me?
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We're Marley and Marley
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Avarice and greed
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We took advantage of the poor
Just ignored the needy

:25:33
We specialized in causing pain
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Spreading fear and doubt
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And if you could not pay the rent
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We simply threw you out
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There was the year we evicted
the entire orphanage!

:25:46
I remember the little tykes
all standing in the snowbank.

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With their little
frostbitten teddy bears.

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We're Marley and Marley
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Our hearts were painted black
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We should've known our evil deeds
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Would put us both in shackles
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Captive bound
we're double-ironed

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Exhausted by the weight
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- As freedom comes from giving love
- So prison comes with hate

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We're Marley and Marley
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We're Marley and Marley
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But. My friends. You were not
unfeeling toward your fellow men.

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True. There was something
about mankind we loved.

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I think it was their money.
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Doomed, Scrooge
You're doomed for all time

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Your future is a horror story
written by your crime

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Your chains are forged
by what you say and do

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So have your fun when life is done
A nightmare waits for you

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What are these terrible chains?
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Oh. The chains!
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We forged these chains in life
by our acts of greed.


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