:36:00
Well, I'm gonna say good night.
Good night!
:36:05
Wait a minute, buddy.
:36:09
What's the matter with you?
:36:13
Where's your manners?
Say thank you to the guy.
:36:16
Oh... yeah.
:36:23
Au revoir.
:36:26
Good night, Billie.
:36:28
Night.
:36:32
That guy could do you a lotta good.
:36:36
I agree.
:36:54
How'd you know it was me?
:36:57
Lucky guess.
:36:59
- Hi. Are you having lunch?
- Just a cappuccino, thanks.
:37:04
This is ridiculous. It looks like
the paper has the chicken pox.
:37:08
It would have been easier if you'd told me
to circle things I knew.
:37:11
I'm never gonna be able
to talk to anybody in this town.
:37:14
I brought something along
that may help you.
:37:17
Somebody who's really smart
and looks just like me?
:37:22
You want to be able to talk to people
in this town?
:37:24
In Washington, everybody says
exactly the same things at every party.
:37:29
You just have to know
the right responses.
:37:31
If you learn these eight sentences,
you'll be a hit at every party.
:37:34
- You're kidding me!
- Nope.
:37:36
Those eight sentences cover just about
everything anybody talks about.
:37:40
It's the Washington art
:37:41
of sounding like you know what you're
talking about when you don't know zip.
:37:45
- Go ahead. Read the first.
- OK.
:37:49
"Here's what I'd like to know; who
elected the Washington Post president?"
:37:53
That one applies
about 80 per cent of the time.
:37:56
Number two. "We can't be
the policemen of the world,
:37:59
but until we get another cop on the
block, we have to support our friends."