1:02:00
Actually, both senators are wrong.
1:02:03
Billie's right.
1:02:06
Thanks.
1:02:07
There's a bunch of clauses in the Fifth.
One of them is property compensation.
1:02:12
The Sixth
is the right to a speedy trial.
1:02:14
You put us to shame.
Are you a constitutional lawyer?
1:02:20
No. I'm a student, I guess.
1:02:25
I have a hard time keeping them
straight so I make up little tricks.
1:02:29
Like a... mnemonic device?
1:02:33
I didn't buy anything for it,
if that's what you mean.
1:02:36
- Like I was saying...
- What's your trick?
1:02:39
Really?
1:02:41
You'll probably think I'm nuts,
1:02:43
but I use
The Twelve Days Of Christmas.
1:02:47
Well, why don't you teach it to us?
1:02:49
- Really?
- Sure, yeah!
1:02:51
- This'll be fun!
- Billie!
1:02:54
Stop it. That's enough!
We got business to do here.
1:02:58
We were under the impression
that this was a social occasion.
1:03:04
Please.
1:03:05
Thanks. Does anybody have a pen?
1:03:09
Sure.
1:03:11
Thank you.
1:03:15
And now,
the Senate Family Singers,
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...with The Twelve Interesting
Amendments, Op Number One.
1:03:23
Hit it.
1:03:25
The First Amendment
to the Constitution says
1:03:28
Freedom of religion,
speech and press
1:03:31
The second part
of the First Amendment says
1:03:35
Peaceful assembly
1:03:36
And just say
any crazy thing you like
1:03:39
The Second Amendment
to the Constitution says
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Right to bear arms
1:03:45
Peaceful assembly
1:03:47
And just say
any crazy thing you like
1:03:50
Good! The Fourth Amendment
to the Constitution says
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No search and seizure
1:03:55
Here is my gun. Freeze
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Assemble and be nice!
1:03:58
And just say
any crazy thing you like!