Born Yesterday
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Please.
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Thanks. Does anybody have a pen?
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Sure.
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Thank you.
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And now,
the Senate Family Singers,

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...with The Twelve Interesting
Amendments, Op Number One.

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Hit it.
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The First Amendment
to the Constitution says

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Freedom of religion,
speech and press

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The second part
of the First Amendment says

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Peaceful assembly
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And just say
any crazy thing you like

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The Second Amendment
to the Constitution says

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Right to bear arms
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Peaceful assembly
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And just say
any crazy thing you like

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Good! The Fourth Amendment
to the Constitution says

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No search and seizure
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Here is my gun. Freeze
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Assemble and be nice!
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And just say
any crazy thing you like!

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The Fifth Amendment
to the Constitution says

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Don't rat on yourself
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Where's your warrant, please?
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Here is my gun, freeze
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Assemble and be nice
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And just say
any crazy thing you like

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Very good! The Sixth Amendment
to the Constitution says

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Right to a quick trial
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Don't rat on yourself
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Where's your warrant, please?
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- Here's my gun, freeze
- Assemble and be nice

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And just say
any crazy thing you like!

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The Thirteenth Amendment
to the Constitution says

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Slavery is invalid
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Right to a quick trial
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Don't rat on yourself
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Where's your warrant, please?
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- Here is my gun, freeze
- Assemble and be nice

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And just say
any crazy thing you like

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Good. The Fifteenth Amendment
to the Constitution says

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- All races get the ballot
- Slavery is invalid

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Right to a quick trial
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Don't rat on yourself

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