:07:01
that they had to resort
to neo-McCarthyism.
:07:04
They're just afraid some of us
might be having too good a time.
:07:07
It's the old
age-suppressing-youth thing.
:07:09
- Neo-McCarthism. I like that.
- That's good, Tommy.
:07:12
And there you guys were in class
trying to list all the
Gilligan's Island episodes...
:07:16
without even
a hint of irony.
:07:18
What the hell
are you talkin' about?
:07:21
- You weren't
thinking about it, were you?
- Gilligan's Island?
:07:24
It's what's called
a male pornographic fantasy.
:07:27
- Oh my--
- Think about it!
:07:30
You're basically alone
on a deserted island with two
readily available women:
:07:34
one a seductive
sex goddess type,
:07:37
the other a healthy girl-next-door type
with a nice butt.
:07:40
So guys have it all--
the Madonna and the whore.
:07:43
Women get nothing.
:07:45
We get a geek,
:07:47
an overweight middle-aged guy,
some nerdy scientific type.
:07:51
- I mean--
- The professor is sexy.
:07:54
[ Don ]
Pink! Come on, man.
:07:57
We're off to raise some hell.
Look at that!
:08:00
[ Benny ]
Let's go kick some ass!
:08:03
Hey, you guys.
You guys, wait up.
:08:06
- What?
- Benny, I have a favor to ask ya.
:08:09
-What do ya need?
-Take it easy on my brother this summer.
:08:12
- All of you.
- Mitch Kramer?
:08:14
- Yeah, Mitch Kramer.
- Yeah, yeah. I'm gonna
give him a beating...
:08:17
- Ow!
- he'll never forget!
:08:19
Just don't get him more than
the other guys, any of you.
:08:22
- He's kinda little.
- You got our word, sis.
:08:25
- Little brother'll be okay.
- Thanks.
:08:27
See you guys. Ow!
:08:29
- Benny! These guys, I don't know.
- Oh, you love it.
:08:33
There's just a little bit of bullshit
in all that, right?
:08:37
- Major bullshit. He's a dead man.
He's fuckin' dead!
- Shotgun!
:08:41
[ Rock 'N' Roll On Car Radio ]
:08:44
[ Benny ] Check it out. I been
waitin' three long years for this.
:08:48
Those junior high kids
are dead meat. I promise.
:08:52
We're gonna beat 'em!
:08:54
- Oh, yeah.
- [ Engine And Radio Stop ]