Hot Shots! Part Deux

Do not take literally.
Repeat. Do not take literally.

The vultures are circling
the carcass. Repeat.

The vultures are circling the carcass. Over.
I see a couple of gulls, but I don't...
The pit bull is out of the cage.
The crips are raiding the store.

Hey, you yanking my crank?
They came by and see a woman, they will
know we are masquerading.

Only men are allowed
to do the fishing.

Why did you have to come here now?
Of all the missions
in all the jungles, in all the world...

:43:48 had come walking into this one.
-Oh, Topper. I tried to stay away.

I thought I was never going to see you
again, that you were out of my life.

But it's a sequel.
I had to come.

Do you have any idea what
the critics will say?

-”Same warmed-over characters”
-Topper, stop it.

You're only using this whole
casting thing as an excuse...

:44:07 hide what's really hurting you.
Hurt? Maybe. Once.
But I knew this day would come.
I knew one day you'd
come crawling back...

...begging for forgiveness.
Groveling, sniveling...

...pleading for another chance.
Sorry, sweetheart, but this all-day
sucker is down to the soggy ____ stick.

No, Topper, you don't understand.
I'm married. I was married
before you and I ever met.

I'm still married today.
-You're joking.
-I'm not.

-You've got to be.
-Look, if I was joking I would say:

”A horse walks into a bar. The
bartender says, 'Why the long face?' “

You are married.
-Why didn't you tell me?
-I thought he was dead.

He worked for the goverment,
training pilots for the CIA in Germany.

Highest security.
They told me he was killed
over Villenshtoben.

Then the day before we and I
were to go away...