:18:00
You've been having so many troubles,
and all I do is pressure you for rent.
:18:04
Here.
I brought you an air conditioner.
:18:08
But the electricity costs?
:18:10
Out of work again.
:18:12
I'm such a fool.
Always hoping you'll like me.
:18:17
Anyway, Wai and I would like
to invite you out to dinner.
:18:21
- It will be my farewell dinner.
- Your what?
:18:23
Really. I can't last any longer.
:18:26
No money, no job, no green card.
:18:29
No stupid American will marry me.
:18:32
What about Boris?
I thought he was gonna marry you.
:18:34
He was. But he wanted $5,000.
:18:38
What! What about Andre,
that guy you were seeing?
:18:42
He wanted to marry me, too,
but it turns out he's Albanian...
:18:46
and doesn't have a green card himself.
:18:48
I'm such an idiot.
:18:52
I said forget about it.
:18:53
Don't you see? This way Wei Wei
can stay here and paint...
:18:56
and you can finally
get your parents off your back.
:18:58
Forget about it.
:18:59
We can move her into the basement
until the immigration exam.
:19:03
Take some photos, send them back
to your mom and dad, and perfect!
:19:06
Forget it.
:19:08
And as a married couple,
you'll be able to take a big tax break.
:19:13
Got it?
:19:21
We'll back up.
:19:23
Wai Tung's clothes.
Shirts, underwear.
:19:25
He wears Jockey,
but he sleeps in boxers.
:19:28
And here, all the stuff
he gets from his parents.
:19:30
Mega polyester,
but he saves the shit religiously.
:19:35
The couch is his own little world.
Here, piles of unread magazines.
:19:38
World Trade, Advocate,
UW, and Fortune.
:19:43
He's such a disgusting yuppie.
:19:44
And, of course, the phone,
which he hogs like a total pig.
:19:49
Extra pillows, 'cause he
likes to drop off to sleep here.
:19:52
Sometimes I have to
carry him up to bed.
:19:54
He showers in the morning
unless he goes to the gym...
:19:57
which is if he's in a bad mood
or we've had a fight.
:19:59
He doesn't smoke or drink,
unless we fought or he's in a mood bad.