Last Action Hero
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:36:03
I saw it on screen.
This is a movie.

:36:07
You are very clever, and I would
be roaring with laughter, -

:36:10
- but they killed my cousin.
And that is a...

:36:13
"Big mistake." That is what
you were going to say, right?

:36:18
- How would I know that?
- No one likes a smart-ass.

:36:23
Then shoot me. Point your gun
at my head and pull the trigger.

:36:28
Come on. Do it.
I double dare you.

:36:33
But you are not going to do it.
You do not kill kids in the movies.

:36:38
Because you are the good guy.
:36:42
You really believe you are
inside a movie, do you not?

:36:46
You have ten minutes to prove it.
And then I shoot you.

:36:58
- Schwarzenegger films?
- Foreign films are in the back.

:37:01
- No, this guy is an action star.
- Down the centre on the left.

:37:15
No, it is not possible.
:37:18
What? He is fantastic.
It is his best performance ever.

:37:22
- It was you in that movie.
- You were in a movie?

:37:28
Yes, called "Girl of My Dreams".
It starred you.

:37:34
We had a very romantic
scene together.

:37:38
- What is the store's phone number?
- 5552310.

:37:43
What is your home number?
:37:46
You can give it to him.
I am a police officer.

:37:49
- 5553812.
- Amazing.

:37:52
I will bet that everyone
has a 555 number.

:37:57
There can only be 9999 numbers
that start with 555.


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