Last Action Hero
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:37:01
- No, this guy is an action star.
- Down the centre on the left.

:37:15
No, it is not possible.
:37:18
What? He is fantastic.
It is his best performance ever.

:37:22
- It was you in that movie.
- You were in a movie?

:37:28
Yes, called "Girl of My Dreams".
It starred you.

:37:34
We had a very romantic
scene together.

:37:38
- What is the store's phone number?
- 5552310.

:37:43
What is your home number?
:37:46
You can give it to him.
I am a police officer.

:37:49
- 5553812.
- Amazing.

:37:52
I will bet that everyone
has a 555 number.

:37:57
There can only be 9999 numbers
that start with 555.

:38:02
- How many people live in L.A.?
- Eight or nine million.

:38:07
That is why we have area codes.
:38:11
- Is this your kid?
- Oh no.

:38:14
He is a mental patient
that I am taking downtown.

:38:18
What about this girl?
She is too attractive to work here.

:38:23
I agree. I think she should work
with us. Undercover of course.

:38:30
The point is there are
no unattractive women here.

:38:33
Where are the ordinary women?
:38:37
- Nowhere. This is a movie.
- No, this is California.

:38:42
And thanks. It was sweet
the way you got that girl's number.

:38:48
Okay, Mr. Non-believer.
I will take you to the house -

:38:51
- where your cousin Frank was tortured.
I have seen it on screen.

:38:58
It is like that one.

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