Les Visiteurs
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:47:00
I'll see your friend Bernie
tomorrow at 8:00.

:47:03
It's Bernay, not Bernie.
:47:07
Lady-love...
:47:09
your skin is as soft as a rose petal.
:47:13
Hubert!
:47:19
How exciting to touch you...
:47:21
to lay beside you.
:47:22
Who does he want to lay?
:47:29
Jean-Pierre, you're totally on time.
Let's clean up.

:47:34
What were you up to?
:47:35
You're kissing cousins!
:47:37
- Not at all!
- Sorry!

:48:01
He'll take him.
:48:02
He's too bad off.
:48:04
Hello?
:48:05
What the shit?
:48:07
Shit.
:48:08
Hello, Jean-Pierre?
Is that Jean-Pierre?

:48:14
What the hell?
:48:17
You were sweethearts.
:48:19
Not at all. He was much older!
:48:21
You won't admit
you were flirting.

:48:24
Jean-Pierre, control yourself!
What you're saying is totally offensive.

:48:28
Is this my castle?
:48:30
Yes it is.
:48:31
Where's my watch-tower? My moat?
:48:33
My draw-bridge?
:48:35
Is my dungeon intact?
:48:37
He doesn't even recognize
your castle.

:48:40
Hub, it was rebuilt
after the Revolution.

:48:43
The what?
:48:44
Christ Almighty.
:48:45
I must go in my dungeon.
:48:49
Relax. You're hysterical, Hub.
:48:51
We'll go tomorrow.
But the dungeon is a legend.

:48:54
Father always thought one existed...
:48:57
but we never found it.

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