Les Visiteurs
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:23:05
Where did you come from?
:23:06
Hub, what happened to you?
:23:08
I need a torch.
:23:09
Why were you hiding
in the chimney?

:23:11
The Book of...
:23:13
We were here. Just visiting.
:23:15
Visiting... You were
visiting the chimney?

:23:18
We wanted a fire. A soot ball
was blocking the flue. So Jacquasse,

:23:23
climbed on my shoulder.
:23:25
I started climbing up...
:23:27
And we slipped.
:23:29
Everything fell.
:23:30
No need to explain, Hub.
At 6200 francs a night,

:23:34
We can expect
the chimney to be swept.

:23:36
There was no soot ball!
:23:40
There's nothing!
:23:45
Come on.
:23:49
Jacqueline, call the roofer.
Tell him I refuse to pay the bill.

:23:52
Not if he leaves soot balls!
:23:54
Hub, you've got
some explaining to do.

:23:57
I am not Cousin Hubert.
I am Godefroy The Hardy.

:24:01
I was born
in the year of our Lord 1079.

:24:04
I'm Jacquasse The Crass, his vassal.
I know not my date of birth.

:24:08
You're Godefroy, he's Joan of Arc,
and I'm the Queen of England. Okay?

:24:13
Okkk ayyy!
:24:14
This is the Hardy.
:24:15
Despite a vague resemblance,
he was a fat, hairy macho

:24:19
Who must have had
chronic halitosis... You know...

:24:23
Okkk ayyy!
:24:25
What are you doing here?
:24:27
I asked for a torch.
Make haste!

:24:32
Hubert, stop telling
tall tales.

:24:35
And what, pray tell, is this?
:24:38
Mere trickery?
:24:40
Hub!
:24:42
You knew where the dungeon was?
:24:44
Maybe we'll find
the Montmirail treasure.

:24:49
It's pitch black.
:24:50
I'll get my flashlight.
Stay put.


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