Les Visiteurs
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:38:03
What the hell, ass-breath!
:38:05
You smell like a dead skunk!
:38:11
Where is Lady Beatrice?
:38:12
She's upstairs changing.
:38:13
Your cousin has agreed
to dine with Mr. Bernay

:38:17
of the Bernay and Bernay Bank.
:38:18
Our bank has always
appreciated the aristocracy.

:38:21
May the Lord bless you,
kind Bernay and Bernay.

:38:25
Is he teasing me?
:38:27
I doubt it.
:38:33
To think my ancestors
built all this!

:38:36
- That dungeon is to die for!
- We almost did.

:38:39
- What were you doing?
- I was showing...

:38:42
my all-too-logical husband
how we almost

:38:44
found the treasure.
:38:46
You played doctor there?
:38:48
Leave me now.
:38:54
You called me, Mr. Bernay?
:38:56
Tell me, Jacquart,
:38:58
is your cousin Montmirail
:39:00
a little la-dee-dah-ish?
:39:02
What is la-dee-dah-ish?
:39:04
Anyone can have a gay cousin
and an alcoholic father.

:39:09
There's no cause for embarrassment.
:39:11
Who are you to insult
my happily-retired father?

:39:13
Do I ask if your father farts?
:39:15
Or if your wife boozes it up
in the closet?

:39:19
Talking about his family
is a major taboo.

:39:25
You know the dungeon?
:39:27
What is this?
:39:28
You entered my chamber
without requesting audience?

:39:31
Anything found in the dungeon
belongs to the hotel.

:39:35
Whatever it's worth.
:39:36
What is that? Crack?
:39:38
LsD?
:39:39
Hand it over.
I'll have it analyzed.

:39:44
No tricks! I'm armed!
:39:48
Hilda? Still there? Lucky me.
:39:50
Jump in a taxi and bring me
my black cocktail dress.

:39:54
We have a dinner.
:39:56
Hub, knock first!
:39:59
The little red balls.

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