Loaded Weapon 1
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:28:02
Nah.
Domestic dispute.

:28:05
OK, l'm going to try
and talk them out.

:28:08
Hold your fire
until l give the order.

:28:19
Can l have one that's made
in America, please?

:28:22
You up there.
:28:23
l order you
to throw your hands down...

:28:26
and come out
with your weapons up.

:28:37
Who fired that shot?
:28:38
Sergeant...
That--that was me that--

:28:42
-Give me the gun.
-l was just--

:28:44
Give me the gun.
:28:46
When you learn to follow orders,
you can have it back.

:28:52
Oh, so we think that's funny,
do we, Officer Davis?

:28:57
Maybe we'd all like to know
what's so funny.

:29:00
Maybe Officer Davis
can make us all laugh.

:29:08
Nice to see all those
smiling faces out there.

:29:11
What do you call 2,000 lawyers
at the bottom of the sea?

:29:14
A good start.
:29:18
Say, why'd the guy give a name
to his penis?

:29:20
He didn't want a stranger
making most of his decisions.

:29:24
Thanks a lot.
You've been great.

:29:26
Make sure he doesn't
get any doughnuts.

:29:36
You could have gone
a little lighter on the guys.

:29:38
That's how it starts, Colt.
:29:39
You lighten up,
next thing you know...

:29:41
all the rules
are out the window.

:29:44
Tight ass.
:29:45
You say something?
:29:49
Pencilneck.
:29:54
Butthead.

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