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- No
- Fuckin' hell! Stupid fuckin' cunt's gone
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and got lost.
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- You're from Scotland?
- Uh?
:31:09
- Are you scots?
- Aye.
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What's it like up there?
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Fuckin' shite! I'll kick her fanny in.
:31:15
- D'you dream in Scotch?
- Uh?
:31:17
Like, dream about sporran-clad, caber-tossin'
:31:19
haggis, gallopin' over porridge-covered glens?
:31:22
Talking shite.
:31:23
Yeah, well, I sent off for one of those Linguaphone packages, 'Talk Shite in a Fortnight' -
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't's all goin' very well. I haven't quite got the hang of the transitive verbs yet, but -
:31:30
Will you fuckin' shut it, eh?!
:31:37
- What you're doing down here?
- Eh?
:31:39
Why are you here in London, O Bodhidharma?
:31:43
Put my old man in hospital.
:31:45
- Your dad?
- Ah.
:31:46
- 'Ow did you do that, then?
- Cracked 'im on the nut wi' a poker.
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- What for?
- 'E was fuckin' asking for it!
:31:53
So what, is 'e in a bad way?
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Fuckin' right. He's 'alf dead.
:31:57
What does you mam think about it?
:31:58
She's off 'er fuckin' nut.
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So you're like on the run, yeah?
:32:02
- Aye.
- Yeah, me too.
:32:03
Yeah? The cops after you? Yeah?
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- Can you tell me something', Jock.
- Uh?
:32:08
What's all that about?
:32:12
That. The old Highland fling, there. D'you know you're doing that?
:32:15
- What?
- That, you know - 'And now for my next tic...'. That.
:32:18
Look, it, it just happened again - I'm not imaginin' it.
:32:20
Fuck off, eh?
:32:22
D'you do that in a sack with the old tic, spit, 'Eh, Maggie!'?
:32:24
You must be a great fuckin' shag.
:32:25
You takin' the piss?!
:32:26
You're fuckin' givin' it away, aren't yer?
:32:28
Fuckin' come on, cunt! Kick your fucking' head open!!
:32:32
What's it like being you?
:32:34
Bit hectic?
:32:36
Fuck off, poof!
:32:40
Do you believe in self-fulfillin' prophecies?
:32:45
You know, like, Nostradamus?
:32:48
'E was like this sixteenth-century astrologer.
:32:51
An''e wrote in one of 'is quatrains that this goon called Hister would invade Poland.
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So Hitler reads it, and thinks 'Hister: Hitler. Must mean me',
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and invades Poland.
:32:58
So when the guy prophesied that the world would end in 1999, which 'e did,