So I Married an Axe Murderer
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:03:09
Excuse me, miss.
There seems to be a mistake.

:03:12
I ordered the large cappuccino.
:03:15
Hello!
:03:17
-Look at the size of this.
-It's a bowl.

:03:20
It's like Campbell's cup-o-ccino.
:03:23
My sides. Please. Aidez-moi.
:03:30
So Tony...
:03:32
...what's with your clothes?
:03:35
What?
:03:36
You look like you're in
Starsky and Hutch.

:03:39
-I look hip.
-No, no, no.

:03:42
More like an undercover cop
trying to be.

:03:46
-I am a cop trying to look hip.
-Can you do me a favour?

:03:49
When you go to my parents'
don't dress like a 1 970s pimp.

:03:54
My parents are a little eccentric.
:03:57
This poem is called, "An Apology
To The Aliens Who Abducted Me...

:04:02
...and Whom I lnflicted
Destruction Upon...

:04:04
...While Having a Panic Attack
Aboard the Ship."

:04:07
Autobiographical.
:04:12
-What are you gonna do tonight?
-Well...

:04:15
...l'm gonna do a poem about Sherri.
:04:21
-The "Woman, Woe Man, Whoa Man" poem.
-Yeah.

:04:25
Tell me again.
Why did you break up with Sherri?

:04:29
Tony, I told you already,
she's a thief.

:04:32
-You don't honestly believe that?
-Tony, she's a klepto.

:04:36
To this day I still don't know
where my cat is.

:04:40
Charlie, every time
you meet a nice girl...

:04:44
-...you get paranoid and break up.
-That's not true.

:04:47
-I broke up for good reasons.
-Really?

:04:50
-Yes.
-What about Jill?

:04:53
She was in the Mafia.
:04:56
-She was in the Mafia?
-Yes, the Cosa Nostra.

:04:59
-I never knew how she made a living.
-She was unemployed.


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