So I Married an Axe Murderer
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...and Whom I lnflicted
Destruction Upon...

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...While Having a Panic Attack
Aboard the Ship."

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Autobiographical.
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-What are you gonna do tonight?
-Well...

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...l'm gonna do a poem about Sherri.
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-The "Woman, Woe Man, Whoa Man" poem.
-Yeah.

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Tell me again.
Why did you break up with Sherri?

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Tony, I told you already,
she's a thief.

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-You don't honestly believe that?
-Tony, she's a klepto.

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To this day I still don't know
where my cat is.

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Charlie, every time
you meet a nice girl...

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-...you get paranoid and break up.
-That's not true.

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-I broke up for good reasons.
-Really?

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-Yes.
-What about Jill?

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She was in the Mafia.
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-She was in the Mafia?
-Yes, the Cosa Nostra.

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-I never knew how she made a living.
-She was unemployed.

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-She didn't work.
-That's a perfect cover.

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All right. What about Pam?
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She smelled like soup.
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-What does that mean?
-Like beef-vegetable soup.

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-Paranoid.
-You weren't there.

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It's all in your head.
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It is.
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-I'm up. Wish me luck.
-Good luck.

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Ladies and gentlemen, let's hear it
for our own Mr. Charlie MacKenzie.

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Woman
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Woe man

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