:09:09
All right, May, turn off
the Bay City rollers!
:09:12
The soccer game's about to begin!
:09:21
-Hello.
-Hi!
:09:25
We're in here, son!
:09:27
-Charlie.
-How's it going, William?
:09:29
Give your mother a kiss,
or I'll kick your teeth in.
:09:33
Hi. Hey!
:09:39
May. Shut it!
:09:43
-How you doing, Dad?
-Fine.
:09:45
-Come on, Charlie.
-Away you go with your mother.
:09:49
Why don't you try one
of her bras on, wee girl?
:09:52
Flaunt away, you fairy!
:09:54
Hey, Mom.
:09:56
I brought you guys a haggis.
:09:59
That's sweet of you, son.
Thank you.
:10:02
I haven't seen one of these for years.
:10:06
Actually, I hate them.
But your father will--
:10:10
Look. He's giving Tony all that
Lyndon H. LaRouche rubbish again.
:10:16
It's a known fact, Sonny Jim,
that a secret society...
:10:20
...of the five wealthiest people,
known as the Pentavirate...
:10:24
...run everything in the world,
including the newspapers...
:10:28
...and meet tri-annually at a secret
mansion in Colorado known as...
:10:33
-..."The Meadows."
-Who's in the Pentavirate?
:10:36
The Queen, the Vatican,
the Gettys, the Rothschilds...
:10:40
...and Colonel Sanders,
before he went tits-up.
:10:44
I hated the Colonel,
with his wee beady eyes...
:10:47
...and that smug look on his face.
"You're gonna buy my chicken. Oh!"
:10:53
Dad, how can you hate the Colonel?
:10:56
He puts addictive chemicals
in chicken...
:10:59
...making you crave it fortnightly,
smart-ass!