So I Married an Axe Murderer
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:11:02
Interesting. Cuckoo.
:11:06
Charlie, would you like a juice?
:11:10
Look at what I've bought myself,
a Juice Tiger.

:11:14
-A Juice Tiger?
-Yes, I juice everything now.

:11:17
I'm on a new diet.
:11:19
I'm on a Weekly World News
Garth Brooks Juice Diet.

:11:23
Scores!
:11:24
-Margin, one-nil!
-Magic goal!

:11:28
Let's have a look at the replay.
:11:30
William, move your head.
:11:34
Look at the size of that boy's head.
:11:37
It's like an orange on a toothpick.
:11:40
-You'll give him a complex.
-That's a huge noggin.

:11:43
It's a virtual planetoid.
Has its own weather system!

:11:48
Head! Move!
:11:52
-Your Sherri's late.
-Mom...

:11:55
...Sherri and I broke up.
:11:58
Not Sherri?
:12:01
I liked Sherri.
:12:03
I didn't like the other girls
you brought home.

:12:07
-Don't make it any harder for me.
-Why should I make it easier, son?

:12:11
You were good together,
you and Sherri.

:12:15
-I thought you'd marry.
-You know I'm terrified of marriage.

:12:20
I know that, son. I know that.
:12:24
Maybe it's better not to marry.
Did you read the paper?

:12:28
-No.
-No? Where did I put it?

:12:31
Stuart! Bring in the paper!
:12:34
All right, hon!
:12:35
Head! Paper! Now!
:12:38
Move that melon of yours
if you can.

:12:41
Hauling that gargantuan cranium about.
:12:45
No kidding. His head's like Sputnik.
:12:47
Spherical, but pointy in parts.
:12:50
That was offside, wasn't it?
:12:52
He'll be crying himself to sleep
tonight on his huge pillow.

:12:58
Mom, why do you refer to
Weekly World News...


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