:12:01
I liked Sherri.
:12:03
I didn't like the other girls
you brought home.
:12:07
-Don't make it any harder for me.
-Why should I make it easier, son?
:12:11
You were good together,
you and Sherri.
:12:15
-I thought you'd marry.
-You know I'm terrified of marriage.
:12:20
I know that, son. I know that.
:12:24
Maybe it's better not to marry.
Did you read the paper?
:12:28
-No.
-No? Where did I put it?
:12:31
Stuart! Bring in the paper!
:12:34
All right, hon!
:12:35
Head! Paper! Now!
:12:38
Move that melon of yours
if you can.
:12:41
Hauling that gargantuan cranium about.
:12:45
No kidding. His head's like Sputnik.
:12:47
Spherical, but pointy in parts.
:12:50
That was offside, wasn't it?
:12:52
He'll be crying himself to sleep
tonight on his huge pillow.
:12:58
Mom, why do you refer to
Weekly World News...
:13:01
...as "the paper"?
The paper contains facts.
:13:06
This paper contains facts.
:13:08
And this paper has the eighth-highest
circulation in the whole wide world.
:13:14
Plenty of facts.
" Pregnant Man Gives Birth."
:13:18
That's a fact.
:13:21
Here it is, look. Read this.
:13:24
" Mrs. X. The honeymoon murderer."
:13:28
She marries men under fake identities
and then she murders them.
:13:34
She's murdered three men already.
Victim number one was a lounge singer.
:13:40
Victim number two,
a Russian martial arts expert.
:13:45
And she's also killed a plumber
named Ralph Elliot.
:13:52
And her whereabouts are unknown.