:16:02
Well, captain, it's about my job.
:16:07
I'm having doubts about being a cop.
:16:10
It's not like how it is on TV.
:16:13
I fill out forms and paperwork
all day.
:16:18
Point well taken, but even though
it's not exciting...
:16:22
...it's very important.
:16:24
Yeah, but of all my times as a cop,
I've never....
:16:27
I never chased a guy
across a crowded square.
:16:31
I've never hung onto that part of
the helicopter. You know that part?
:16:35
-You know?
-I know it.
:16:37
I've never hung onto that
or even commandeered a vehicle.
:16:41
-That sounds like a lot of fun.
-That's the other thing.
:16:46
You're too nice.
:16:49
-I'm too nice?
-Yes, you're too nice.
:16:51
Why not be like a
Starsky and Hutch captain?
:16:55
Where you haul me in your office
and bawl me out...
:16:58
...because you're tired of defending
me from the commissioner.
:17:03
The truth is, I report to a committee.
:17:07
Some are appointed, elected,
or co-opted biannually.
:17:10
-It's a quorum, so to speak.
-A quorum?
:17:14
I thought I was gonna be Serpico...
:17:17
...but instead I'm like Fish
from Barney Miller.
:17:21
Hey, somebody needs a hug.
:17:25
Captain.
:17:32
Okay, coming up.
:17:45
-Hi.
-Haggis, right?
:17:48
Yeah, I'm the guy
who ordered the haggis.
:17:52
-Can I ask you a question?
-Sure.
:17:54
-Do you like haggis?
-No, it's repellent.
:17:57
I think Scottish cuisine
is based on a dare.