So I Married an Axe Murderer
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The truth is, I report to a committee.
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Some are appointed, elected,
or co-opted biannually.

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-It's a quorum, so to speak.
-A quorum?

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I thought I was gonna be Serpico...
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...but instead I'm like Fish
from Barney Miller.

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Hey, somebody needs a hug.
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Captain.
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Okay, coming up.
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-Hi.
-Haggis, right?

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Yeah, I'm the guy
who ordered the haggis.

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-Can I ask you a question?
-Sure.

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-Do you like haggis?
-No, it's repellent.

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I think Scottish cuisine
is based on a dare.

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-I'm next.
-You're next.

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Yes, can I help you?
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I'll tell you how you can help me.
All I want is one New York steak...

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...a quarter-inch thick.
That's all. No more, no less.

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-Get it and let me out.
-I'm really busy. Be right back.

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-It's busy, hey?
-It's insane today.

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My dad's a butcher,
and I used to work at his shop.

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-I can help you.
-I'd love some help.

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-Great, what's your name?
-Charlie.

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-Harriet.
-Hi, Harriet.

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-Could you get four porterhouses?
-Okay.


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