:03:09
Excuse me, miss.
There seems to be a mistake.
:03:12
I ordered the large cappuccino.
:03:15
Hello!
:03:17
- Look at the size of this.
- It's a bowl.
:03:20
It's like Campbell's cup-o-ccino.
:03:23
My sides. Please. "Aidez-moi."
:03:30
So Tony...
:03:32
...what's with your clothes?
:03:35
What?
:03:36
You look like you're in
Starsky and Hutch.
:03:39
- I look hip.
- No, no, no.
:03:42
More like an undercover cop
trying to be.
:03:46
- I am a cop trying to look hip.
- Can you do me a favour?
:03:49
When you go to my parents'
don't dress like a 1970s pimp.
:03:54
My parents are a little eccentric.
:03:57
This poem is called, "An Apology
To The Aliens Who Abducted Me...
:04:02
...and Whom I Inflicted
Destruction Upon...
:04:04
...While Having a Panic Attack
Aboard the Ship."
:04:07
Autobiographical.
:04:12
- What are you gonna do tonight?
- Well...
:04:15
...I'm gonna do a poem about Sherri.
:04:21
- The "Woman, Woe Man, Whoa Man" poem.
- Yeah.
:04:25
Tell me again.
Why did you break up with Sherri?
:04:29
Tony, I told you already,
she's a thief.
:04:32
- You don't honestly believe that?
- Tony, she's a klepto.
:04:36
To this day I still don't know
where my cat is.
:04:40
Charlie, every time
you meet a nice girl...
:04:44
...you get paranoid and break up.
- That's not true.
:04:47
- I broke up for good reasons.
- Really?
:04:50
- Yes.
- What about Jill?
:04:53
She was in the Mafia.
:04:56
- She was in the Mafia?
- Yes, the "Cosa Nostra".
:04:59
- I never knew how she made a living.
- She was unemployed.