So I Married an Axe Murderer
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:04:02
...and Whom I Inflicted
Destruction Upon...

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...While Having a Panic Attack
Aboard the Ship."

:04:07
Autobiographical.
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- What are you gonna do tonight?
- Well...

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...I'm gonna do a poem about Sherri.
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- The "Woman, Woe Man, Whoa Man" poem.
- Yeah.

:04:25
Tell me again.
Why did you break up with Sherri?

:04:29
Tony, I told you already,
she's a thief.

:04:32
- You don't honestly believe that?
- Tony, she's a klepto.

:04:36
To this day I still don't know
where my cat is.

:04:40
Charlie, every time
you meet a nice girl...

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...you get paranoid and break up.
- That's not true.

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- I broke up for good reasons.
- Really?

:04:50
- Yes.
- What about Jill?

:04:53
She was in the Mafia.
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- She was in the Mafia?
- Yes, the "Cosa Nostra".

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- I never knew how she made a living.
- She was unemployed.

:05:04
- She didn't work.
- That's a perfect cover.

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All right. What about Pam?
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She smelled like soup.
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- What does that mean?
- Like beef-vegetable soup.

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- Paranoid.
- You weren't there.

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It's all in your head.
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It is.
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- I'm up. Wish me luck.
- Good luck.

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Ladies and gentlemen, let's hear it
for our own Mr. Charlie MacKenzie.

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Woman
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Woe man

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