So I Married an Axe Murderer
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Can you reach around
and get Coit Tower?

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- San Andreas Fault.
- Charlie.

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You know what I like best about you?
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I can tell you anything,
and you don't judge me.

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Have you ever stood
at the edge of a cliff...

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...or subway platform with someone...
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...and you thought
just for a split second:

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What if I pushed him?
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I follow the Judeo-Christian
ethic of "Thou shalt not kill".

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- But that's just me.
- I'm just making a point...

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...of how many times we trust
people with our lives.

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I mean, look at us.
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Look how vulnerable we are, sleeping.
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I could do anything
to you in your sleep.

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Like what?
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Anything.
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You're on your side,
asleep, I could...

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...stick a needle in your...
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Charlie! Jesus!
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I'm showing you we have
a good relationship!

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I'm sorry, but I have an ear thing.
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In an episode of "Night Gallery",
this guy gets an earwig.

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They said the good news
is, we got the earwig...

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...but the bad news
is, it was a female.

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- I'm sorry.
- Good night.

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- I have an ear thing.
- Good night.

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I'm sorry.
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- I'm a human blanket.
- Get off. Just, good night.

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Well, good night.

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