So I Married an Axe Murderer
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Charlie! Jesus!
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I'm showing you we have
a good relationship!

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I'm sorry, but I have an ear thing.
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In an episode of "Night Gallery",
this guy gets an earwig.

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They said the good news
is, we got the earwig...

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...but the bad news
is, it was a female.

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- I'm sorry.
- Good night.

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- I have an ear thing.
- Good night.

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I'm sorry.
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- I'm a human blanket.
- Get off. Just, good night.

:48:36
Well, good night.
:49:00
Can I help you?
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I'd like to place an announcement.
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It's my parents' 30th anniversary.
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That's $4.50 per word...
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...and you've got a choice
of standard or bold.

:49:13
You having a busy week, Frank?
:49:15
No, just these two.
It's been dead around here.

:49:21
I got this tourist,
heart attack on a cable car.

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Guy left his heart in San Francisco.
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That's a real person
you're talking about.

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All right, I'm sorry.
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There's another one.
San Francisco plumber: Elliot, Ralph.

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Disappeared four months ago.
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The body was found in a sewer.
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Guy takes his job too seriously,
life goes down the drain.

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Did they mention his wife?
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I know that we're talking
about real people here, so I'm sorry.


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