So I Married an Axe Murderer
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Can I help you?
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I'd like to place an announcement.
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It's my parents' 30th anniversary.
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That's $4.50 per word...
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...and you've got a choice
of standard or bold.

:49:13
You having a busy week, Frank?
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No, just these two.
It's been dead around here.

:49:21
I got this tourist,
heart attack on a cable car.

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Guy left his heart in San Francisco.
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That's a real person
you're talking about.

:49:34
All right, I'm sorry.
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There's another one.
San Francisco plumber: Elliot, Ralph.

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Disappeared four months ago.
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The body was found in a sewer.
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Guy takes his job too seriously,
life goes down the drain.

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Did they mention his wife?
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I know that we're talking
about real people here, so I'm sorry.

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Seriously, did they mention the wife?
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I'm sorry. I didn't mean
to joke about other people's lives.

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I'm serious. Did they mention...?
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You win, okay? I'm a bad person.
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- Take it easy.
- No, he's saying I'm a shit.

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Did they mention the wife?
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Did they mention the wife!
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No! They didn't mention the wife!
You happy?

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Yes, I'm insensitive!
I'm a very insensitive man!

:50:31
Stop! Look at the insensitive man!
That's why they pay you!

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He was my ride home.
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Understood.
:50:47
Why did you have to
see me so urgently?

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You couldn't come to my place?
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It's just safer here.
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What? Charlie.

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