:05:15
- Jethro.
- Yes, Ma?
:05:17
Did you fix those bare-as-bones brakes
like I told you?
:05:19
Of course.
I pulled 'em off yesterday.
:05:22
The new ones are
comin' in the mail next week.
:05:41
- Jethro!
- Howdy, Granny.
:05:43
Oh! You dadblamed
simpleminded yahoo!
:05:46
Your crack-bucket head's
emptier than last year's bird's nest.
:05:50
If your head was filled with dynamite...
:05:53
- Ow! Ow!
- You wouldn't know how to blow your nose!
:05:55
- You...
- Ow!
:05:57
- Granny! Ow! Granny!
- Just get out of my sight!
:06:02
Now, jedediah...
:06:03
you're fixin' to be the richest man
in this here county.
:06:06
Look at how you live. Why, your land's
overrun with snakes and skunks.
:06:11
You got no TV, no telephone and no radio.
:06:17
You're right, Pearl.
We are a-livin'in paradise.
:06:20
No, Jed!
Paradise is someplace like...
:06:24
Beverly Hills, Californy.
:06:26
- They got swimmin'pools.
- Mm-hmm.
:06:29
- And movie stars.
- And smog.
:06:31
What's a smog?
:06:40
I reckon it's a small hog.
:06:43
Now, if you're not gonna think about yourself,
think about your daughter.
:06:47
You need to get remarried, jed,
and she needs a ma...
:06:50
someone to teach her
womanly ways.
:06:52
- She's runnin'wild, jed.
She's no different than a boy.
:06:57
Imagine that. Elly May
wearin'fancy dresses...