:06:02
Now, jedediah...
:06:03
you're fixin' to be the richest man
in this here county.
:06:06
Look at how you live. Why, your land's
overrun with snakes and skunks.
:06:11
You got no TV, no telephone and no radio.
:06:17
You're right, Pearl.
We are a-livin'in paradise.
:06:20
No, Jed!
Paradise is someplace like...
:06:24
Beverly Hills, Californy.
:06:26
- They got swimmin'pools.
- Mm-hmm.
:06:29
- And movie stars.
- And smog.
:06:31
What's a smog?
:06:40
I reckon it's a small hog.
:06:43
Now, if you're not gonna think about yourself,
think about your daughter.
:06:47
You need to get remarried, jed,
and she needs a ma...
:06:50
someone to teach her
womanly ways.
:06:52
- She's runnin'wild, jed.
She's no different than a boy.
:06:57
Imagine that. Elly May
wearin'fancy dresses...
:07:01
and actin' ladylike!
:07:04
Well, that don't sound like much fun.
:07:11
Beverly Hills.
:07:17
Listen to what I'm sayin: jed.
:07:19
It would be the best thing for y'all.
:07:22
Just pack up all your belongin's
and move on out there.
:07:26
Jethro could drive you out
in his truck.
:07:30
I ain't drivin' in no movin' vehicle
with no dunderhead.
:07:33
I ain't no dunderhead.
:07:37
- Come on! Put me down!
- Set him down.
:07:44
- See what I mean?
- Who are you, mister?
:07:48
Ozark Mountain Oil. Mr. Briggs sent me
to see if you'd signed the contract.
:07:51
- Oh, my.
- Elly May Clampett.
:07:55
Well, that's it.
:07:57
I've made my decision.