:13:02
I have something I got to tell you.
:13:07
I didn't just happen to be at that theater.
I was paid to be there.
:13:12
If you were paid to be there, what are you?
A theater-checker?
:13:15
You get paid to check the box-office girls
aren't ripping the place off?
:13:19
I'm no theater-checker. I'm a call girl.
:13:23
You're a whore?
:13:25
No! I'm a call girl,
and there is a difference, you know!
:13:30
Okay, here it goes. You know the place
you took me to last night?
:13:34
The place you work.
:13:36
Heroes for Sale?
:13:37
You got a boss, right?
:13:38
Yeah.
:13:40
Okay, what's his name?
:13:41
Lance.
:13:43
That's him.
He called the place where I work.
:13:45
He ordered a girl.
He wanted you to get laid.
:13:47
Said you didn't get out much,
and it was your birthday and all.
:13:52
He wanted me to act like I just showed up.
:13:55
How did he know you were going to be
at that theater?
:13:57
I go to the movies every year
on my birthday.
:14:00
He called me this week to find out
what my birthday movie was going to be.
:14:04
You're not mad?
:14:06
No, man. I can't tell you....
:14:08
That was one of the best times I ever had.
:14:10
It was. You know, I knew something
must be rotten in Denmark.
:14:14
There's no way you could like me
that much.
:14:16
I was so relieved
when you took off your dress...
:14:19
...and didn't have a dick.
:14:20
Stop being so fucking calm about all this!
:14:23
Look in your house.
There's a note on your TV.
:14:25
It only says "Dear Clarence,"
because I couldn't write anymore.
:14:28
So I just said, "Alabama, come clean.
:14:30
"Just tell him what's what.
If he tells you...
:14:32
"...to go back to Drexl and fuck yourself...
:14:34
"...then go back to Drexl
and fuck yourself."
:14:37
Drexl? What's a Drexl?
:14:38
Please shut up! I'm trying to come clean.
:14:41
I've been a call girl for exactly four days
and you are my third customer.
:14:44
I want you to know,
that I am not damaged goods.
:14:47
I'm not what they call in Florida,
white trash!
:14:50
I'm a really good person.
:14:52
And when it comes to relationships...
:14:55
...l am one hundred percent.
:14:58
I am one hundred percent monogamous.