:14:00
He called me this week to find out
what my birthday movie was going to be.
:14:04
You're not mad?
:14:06
No, man. I can't tell you....
:14:08
That was one of the best times I ever had.
:14:10
It was. You know, I knew something
must be rotten in Denmark.
:14:14
There's no way you could like me
that much.
:14:16
I was so relieved
when you took off your dress...
:14:19
...and didn't have a dick.
:14:20
Stop being so fucking calm about all this!
:14:23
Look in your house.
There's a note on your TV.
:14:25
It only says "Dear Clarence,"
because I couldn't write anymore.
:14:28
So I just said, "Alabama, come clean.
:14:30
"Just tell him what's what.
If he tells you...
:14:32
"...to go back to Drexl and fuck yourself...
:14:34
"...then go back to Drexl
and fuck yourself."
:14:37
Drexl? What's a Drexl?
:14:38
Please shut up! I'm trying to come clean.
:14:41
I've been a call girl for exactly four days
and you are my third customer.
:14:44
I want you to know,
that I am not damaged goods.
:14:47
I'm not what they call in Florida,
white trash!
:14:50
I'm a really good person.
:14:52
And when it comes to relationships...
:14:55
...l am one hundred percent.
:14:58
I am one hundred percent monogamous.
:15:03
You stay with one guy?
:15:05
Exactly. If I'm with you, then I'm with you.
:15:09
And I don't want anybody else.
:15:13
Now, I got to tell you something else.
:15:16
When you said last night was one
of the best times you've had...
:15:19
...did you mean physically?
:15:21
Yeah, yeah. But I'm talking about
the whole night.
:15:25
I never had as much fun with a girl,
as I had with you, my whole life.
:15:28
It's true. You like Elvis. You like Janis...
:15:32
...you like kung fu movies.
You like The Partridge Family....
:15:36
Actually, I don't like The Partridge family.
:15:40
That was part of the act.
:15:47
And I feel really goofy saying this...
:15:49
...after only knowing you one night,
and me being a call girl and all....
:15:56
But, I think I love you.