:47:08
Are you another one of them
Hard Copy guys?
:47:11
No, sir.
:47:12
I'm just a big Finkle fan.
:47:15
This is my Graceland, sir.
:47:18
Will you put that gun down?
:47:20
The boy is a fan of our son.
:47:24
So nice to meet you.
:47:26
I'm Ray's mother...
:47:28
...and this is Ray's father.
:47:30
It's a real honor!
:47:33
It's an honor to have you here.
:47:37
My Ray is so appreciative of his fans.
:47:40
He'll be so pleased you stopped by.
:47:43
Are you expecting Ray anytime soon?
:47:45
Oh, yes. I expect him home any minute.
:47:48
Would you like some cookies?
I just baked them.
:47:52
Yummy!
:47:59
Ray Finkle's house.
:48:03
I can't wait to meet him.
:48:07
Ray ain't coming home.
:48:11
But your wife expects him any minute.
:48:13
She expects him home any minute.
:48:16
See, the engine's running
but there's nobody behind the wheel.
:48:21
Eight years ago...
:48:23
...our son escaped from
Shady Acres Mental Hospital.
:48:27
And they're still bugging us
to pick up his stuff.
:48:30
It was all that Dan Marino's fault.
Everyone knows that.
:48:34
If he'd held the ball laces out,
like he's supposed to...
:48:37
...Ray wouldn't have missed the kick.
:48:40
Dan Marino should die
of gonorrhea and rot in hell.
:48:44
Would you like a cookie, son?
:48:49
What do you know?
:48:50
They're little footballs.
:48:52
Laces out.
:48:55
When Ray gets back and starts
kicking again...
:48:58
...he'll never even know he was gone.