Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
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:48:03
I can't wait to meet him.
:48:07
Ray ain't coming home.
:48:11
But your wife expects him any minute.
:48:13
She expects him home any minute.
:48:16
See, the engine's running
but there's nobody behind the wheel.

:48:21
Eight years ago...
:48:23
...our son escaped from
Shady Acres Mental Hospital.

:48:27
And they're still bugging us
to pick up his stuff.

:48:30
It was all that Dan Marino's fault.
Everyone knows that.

:48:34
If he'd held the ball laces out,
like he's supposed to...

:48:37
...Ray wouldn't have missed the kick.
:48:40
Dan Marino should die
of gonorrhea and rot in hell.

:48:44
Would you like a cookie, son?
:48:49
What do you know?
:48:50
They're little footballs.
:48:52
Laces out.
:48:55
When Ray gets back and starts
kicking again...

:48:58
...he'll never even know he was gone.
:49:01
I've kept his room
just the way he left it.

:49:25
Oh, boy!
:49:27
What a sports nut, huh?
:49:41
May I?
:49:42
Oh, yes, by all means.
:49:47
Five seconds to go here
in Super Bowl 17.

:49:50
Dolphins trailing the 49ers...
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...by one. This will
win the game for Miami.

:49:56
There's the snap.
:49:58
Marino holds.
:49:59
The kick...

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