:06:00
We had a close call back there.
It could've turned ugly.
:06:03
They obviously didn't mean facha
in the positive sense.
:06:07
With the controversy over NATO, this
may not be the best time for a fleet visit.
:06:11
There's a lot of anti-NATO feeling here.
:06:13
- Anti-what?
- Anti-NATO.
:06:15
- Anti-NATO?
- Yeah.
:06:18
Actually, here it's OTAN.
:06:21
- They're against OTAN?
- Yeah.
:06:24
What are they for? Soviet troops racing
across Europe, eating the croissants?
:06:29
What exactly are you doing here?
:06:32
Advance man for the 6th Fleet.
The last fleet visit was a disaster.
:06:36
I'm here early to smooth things out
and make sure nothing goes wrong.
:06:40
That will be tough.
:06:42
It's an assignment that'll require
a lot of diplomacy and tact.
:06:47
I'm surprised they gave it to you.
:06:49
It doesn't require that much tact.
:06:53
This is my favorite Barcelona avenue.
:06:55
Paseo de Gracia.
:06:57
It's the Michigan Avenue of Barcelona.
:07:00
Yeah, nice.
:07:02
After all that's happened tonight...
:07:04
...I won't be able to sleep
without more to drink.
:07:07
This avenue is Diagonal.
:07:10
Actually it's more like Michigan Avenue.
:07:19
This thing of always falling in love
with incredibly attractive girls is...
:07:23
...really bad.
:07:24
Maybe by resolving to go out
only with plain, or even homely, girls...
:07:28
...I could avoid all that.
:07:29
I've got a real romantic illusion problem.
:07:33
Instead of fantasy built on the slope
of an eyebrow or curl of an upper lip...
:07:37
...to see the real person,
look into her eyes and see her soul.
:07:41
What?
:07:42
I've resolved to go out only with plain,
or even homely, girls.
:07:47
What if, and this is hypothetical...
:07:49
...the one girl with whom
you'd be happiest...
:07:52
...with the most wonderful personality,
or soul imaginable...
:07:55
...also was incredibly attractive?
:07:56
According to your theory,
you wouldn't even look at her.
:07:59
I'd look at her.
I just wouldn't go out with her.