:07:00
Yeah, nice.
:07:02
After all that's happened tonight...
:07:04
...I won't be able to sleep
without more to drink.
:07:07
This avenue is Diagonal.
:07:10
Actually it's more like Michigan Avenue.
:07:19
This thing of always falling in love
with incredibly attractive girls is...
:07:23
...really bad.
:07:24
Maybe by resolving to go out
only with plain, or even homely, girls...
:07:28
...I could avoid all that.
:07:29
I've got a real romantic illusion problem.
:07:33
Instead of fantasy built on the slope
of an eyebrow or curl of an upper lip...
:07:37
...to see the real person,
look into her eyes and see her soul.
:07:41
What?
:07:42
I've resolved to go out only with plain,
or even homely, girls.
:07:47
What if, and this is hypothetical...
:07:49
...the one girl with whom
you'd be happiest...
:07:52
...with the most wonderful personality,
or soul imaginable...
:07:55
...also was incredibly attractive?
:07:56
According to your theory,
you wouldn't even look at her.
:07:59
I'd look at her.
I just wouldn't go out with her.
:08:01
Your one chance at happiness
would be gone.
:08:04
I don't buy that there's just one girl
who's right for you.
:08:08
There are a lot of terrific plain
or homely women.
:08:11
What if you don't meet any of those girls?
:08:13
What if the only women you meet and like,
are also very attractive?
:08:17
Do you think I'm an idiot?
:08:18
If the only women I meet that I like
are attractive, I'd make an exception.
:08:22
Why did I tell you about this?
I must be drunk.
:08:26
No, you can confide in me.
:08:29
It was just an idea.
:08:31
Good, because it sounded pathetic. Crazy.
:08:34
Thanks.
:08:53
Cerdos? Pigs?
:08:56
They're calling us pigs.
:08:57
It's meant to hurt.
:08:59
Let's go.